THE DIRTY THIRTY
a menu of 30 original plays
ordered by you, performed by us, against the clock - in 60 minutes.
You shout numbers, we do plays. They could be funny, moving, personal, political, profound or profane. But all of them are 100% true, all of them are new, and a few will even be World Premieres.
The Dirty Thirty. Every week. From 17th April to 13th June 2026.
“Wild fun, radical honesty and utter destruction. This hour of theatre just might change your life”
— Desiree Burch
THE DIRTY THIRTY.
DFUK… THE PATRIARCHY
A celebration of all things female, femme, feminine and feminist in honour of International Women’s Day
As part of Look For The Woman Festival at The Rosemary Branch Theatre, performances 9pm on Fri 6th March & 7pm on Sat 7th March, 2026.
THE DIRTY THIRTY
WORKSHOPS
Neo-Futurist Theatre has four rules. We are who we are. We are where we are. We’re really doing what we say we’re doing, and the time is now.
For 8 years we’ve been creating the livest of live theatre in our signature show The Dirty Thirty, leading workshops in our aesthetic and giving diverse artists a space to grow.
THE TIME IS NOW.
