Bailey Rose Murphy

She/Her

Bailey doesn’t have a working pancreas but don’t feel too bad. She also has incredibly straight teeth that never had to be helped with braces. She also didn’t grow wisdom teeth, so do with that what you will. 

Bailey left her native Chicago, Illinois in 2019 where she worked no less than 6 jobs simultaneously to come to London where she currently works no less than 3 jobs simultaneously. She likes to call that progress.

And yes she has met Barack Obama, who’s handshake was both as firm and gentle as you wish it would have been. Thank you for asking.